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We are so doomed.

If you needed another sign of the coming apocalypse, look no further.


A report has emerged over at the Mirror that tells of an unfortunate sex robot being put through its paces by a bunch of random men attending a technology show in Europe recently.

A display model of the sex robot, “Samantha,” was being exhibited at the Ars Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria. According to Samantha’s developer, Sergi Santos, the robot was abused so badly that she looks to have been subject to the behavior of “barbarians.” Santos says that two of her fingers were broken, and that when the men were finished with her, she was “heavily soiled.”


“The people mounted Samantha’s breasts, her legs and arms… Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled,” said Santos, who also noted that she had to be sent off to be cleaned and repaired.

Do not despair, however. According to Santos, “Samantha can endure a lot, she will pull through.”

Even better, the Samantha the sex robot can become part of the family. According to Samantha owner Arran Squire, his children do just fine interacting with her as they would any other member of the family.

We are so doomed.

By Robert G. Yetman, Jr. Editor At Large